Priceless words

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED . . . !"

Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "

There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy . . .

What you are most afraid of is where your greatest rewards are.

If all you had to do was wish for something and you would have it, life would be pretty boring, wouldn't it? God placed barriers between us and what we want, so we can enjoy interesting and satisfying lives. God hid our biggest rewards behind the highest barriers - our deepest fears. God wants us to face our fears, and hold ground in their presence, and let them go, and that's how we get out biggest rewards. What are you most afraid of? Say it, just start by saying it.

What is it, that you're busy with...??

NOT NOW,

I'M BUSY

Coz
When your parents want you to come home
you tell them you are busy working for your company

At the office, your manager wants to assign you
a new project,
but you are too busy talkin on phone with your
girlfriend

For you girlfriend, you are busy having fun with you
best friends

For your best friends, you are busy spending time
with your office colleagues

For your office colleagues,
you are busy visiting your native, to meet your parents....


Therez no time for family and friends
therz no time to study and for fitness
Therz no time for ur lunch or brunch
Are you ever gonna solve this crunch?

So, wot is it that your busy doing?
leaving unsatisfied everyone who care
Lost in this world unknown
You're only gonna live in despair

Source : Neo Zubair

I want to be your favorite hello

and your hardest goodbye.......

I don't care how beautiful you are..

All I want to know is the ugly side of you,

the side that deserves more care.....

Tell me and I'll forget;

show me and I may remember;

involve me and I'll understand

There are many things in life that will catch your eye,

but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those.